The ‘Girls’ Characters Ranked By Betchiness

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Its no secret that we at Betches loveee HBOs . I, mean, whats not to love about 4 fuck ups college graduates in their 20s living in Brooklyn and dating bros who have less of a career than them? Omg such inspirations.

And since the series finale is coming up in a few weeks and the Girls are finally getting out of Brooklyn (I assume) lets rank them in terms of betchiness, k?

7. Elijah

Being v talented and knowing youre talented AF is the definition of a try-hard and sooo not betchy. Like, can you please be a little less self-absorbed and stop putting down your best friends with fire one-liners?

6. Marnie

Like Elijah, Marnie is also a try-hard. At one point she even owns a gym membership to Equinox and takes back an ex-boyfriend solely because he gets rich AF. So shady, Marn.

P.S. ^^Sure, Jan.

5. Jessa

Its not cool that she stole Hannahs boyfriend from her. Like, you may have a cool AF accent and travel everywhere and have rich parents and a trendy drug problem but that does NOT mean you can play with other peoples hearts, Jessa.

4. Shoshana

Theres something about this girl (perhaps the neurosis?) that just says: I totally want her to rush my sorority.

3. Adam

Watch out, Chuck Bass! Weve got another fuckboy to rival your top spot on our TV fuckboy list. Just because you have money, Bass, doesnt mean you can buy Adams charisma.

What a poet. Ladies, am I right?

 

2. Ray

Hes so wise and down to earth and he’d definitely never let someone he’s dating treat him like shit like the rest of the losers on this show.

Like, ever.

1. Hannah

Aka the biggest betch of them all. Hannah is, like, so talented and such an inspiration for modern women. I mean her work ethic is v impressive.

She even wrote a book that is definitely not sad or handwritten.

Shes nailed the art of #215 the Humble Brag.

And shes definitely the sexiest character on the show too.

Shes always up on the latest fashion trends.

Seriously, where did you buy that shirt, girl?? Fingers crossed they have it at Urban Outfitters.

And of course they way she lifts up her friends during hard times is what really seals her betch fate.

You can sit with us, girl.

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