Things were going really well after Kim Kardashian exposed Taylor Swifts fuckery last week, but it turns out that many Americans still have a positive opinion of Taylor. Someone who probably passed statistics in high school took a break from the Presidential election to serve up some cold, hard facts on the feud, so lets take a look.
In the poll, only 8 percent of people said theyre on Team Kimye, with 34 percent saying they side with Taylor. Now, were no Lindsay Lohan from , but even we can tell that this math doesnt add up. Thats because 58 percent of people said they dont give a fuck about whats happening. Really, America?? As much as we want to believe that Americas already great, this really isnt helping to convince us.
Their favorability ratings were similar, with 55 percent looking favorably on Taylor and 16 and 15 percent, respectively, in favor of Kim and Kanye. We really dont understand this, but maybe they polled a lot of preteen girls?
Either way, we really hope whoever participated in this poll isn’t eligible to vote in November. The possibility that these peoplewho clearly have no concept of right and wrongcould have a say in the future of our country is truly harrowing.
The one really important statistic is that 75 percent of Americans have heard about the Great Feud of 2016. This is pretty crazy, especially considering that the other 25 percent are probably small children or people too old to turn on a computer. People might not like Kim, but they sure like reading about her.
America, get your shit together and recognize Taylor Swift for the blonde mess that she is.
Now that was a lot of math, so were gonna go take like, four Advil and lie down.
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