Man Filmed Pleasuring Himself On Bus With Aubergine Up His Bum

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Aubergines. They’re alright, aren’t they? In a nice ratatouille or stew or something, they can bring out a nice bite to your meal as they soak up the flavours of the dish. I’m partial to them. You know what? I’d even go as far to say that I like them.

That’s it though. As far as I’m concerned, my relationship with the vegetable, and any vegetable for that matter, ends when they go in my mouth and my mouth alone. That’s the line in the sand – anything further than that is frankly beyond the pale.

I certainly wouldn’t shove them up my arse and have a w*nk on a bus.

Seems like an odd thing to bring up, apropos of nothing, doesn’t it? Well, it’s happening more than you might think… when I say “more than you might think”, I mean once – but that’s enough, isn’t it?

Basically nothing is known about this video. Don’t know where it happened and don’t know who the guy was. Somehow I think that the world is a better place without that information, though.

This man’s clearly no novice. I’m no expert but you really don’t start off with an aubergine, do you? You probably work your up from the blueberry and eventually end on the watermelon or pineapple. This guy’s a solid level 42…

What do you think? … I mean what is there to think about that? It’s sort of force of nature writing that… Have a nice day.

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