Before I diveinto my thesis of this post, though, let me give you some background on what being a guest at the VMAs is like when youre not actually a celebrity.
First of all, it rocks. You get free five-star meals, and you also get free top-shelf liquor in a sippy cup. Because youre classy AF.
Once youve gotyour yummy eats and your Grey Goose and grapefruit juice, you head to your seats, which surround all of the celebrities who are seated in an elevated circle in the center of the venue. thats what.
This is what it looked like from my seat: