At the age of 37, James Franco is finally a man. Just a couple decades late, our favorite stoner bro had his Bar Mitzvah, which means hes a real adult at last. James party basically sounds like the best night ever, and it featured a performance from Miley Cyrus, who was wearing a blue thong leotard and Star of David wristbands. The whole night was planned by Seth Rogen, and the festivities also featured an appearance by Zac Efron as James foreskin.
Okay, so were not sure how seriously James Franco is taking this whole Judaism thing, but it sounds like this night was fucking fun. It also raised money for Alzheimers research through Seth Rogens charity. We can only hope theres a Bar Mitzvah video floating around somewhere, because we would pay good money to see James Franco get paraded around in a chair.
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