Earlier this year, Italy tried to scare the shit out of us and say that they were probs going to run out of prosecco soon because were all drinking so much of it and they cant keep up. Tbh, I dont remember when they said this tragedy could happen, because I repressed it from my memory. All that matters is they havent run out yet, and I know this because I currently have three bottles of Lamarca in my fridge. Personally, I think this is cause to celebrate and the UK agrees with me, because theyre throwing a big prosecco festival in London this spring and were all fucking going because its a trip abroad and an excuse to get Champagne wasted.
This shindig is called Prosecco Springs and its literally just a bunch of prosecco producers offering up tastings, masterclassesbasically, classes that will teach you how to be a Prosecco douchebagand some sort of prosecco pop-up store. The best part is that a festival session is only $45 and that includes a glass of bubbly from all of the eight prosecco makers who are going to be there. Is this real life? You can pay an extra $60 for the masterclass if youre boujee af. But like, thats still super cheap. I’ll probably spend more money at one bar this weekend than the price of a ticket for this festival. It’s cheap enough to distract you from how much a flight to London actually costs.
So go ahead and buy your tickets because god knows betches will flock to this alcoholic wonderland from all over the globe and probably cause that very shortage of prosecco they warned us about.
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