Get an IUD Before Its Too Late

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If Trump and Pence are elected on Nov. 8, women’s access to birth control is sure to be one of their primary targets. But an IUD will last you through the next administration and beyond!”>

Like the waistline of a pair of skinny jeans after a weekend of dismay-drinking, the presidential race is tightening. For women who dont want to have kids in the near future, this means a few things. First, to prevent electoral catastrophe, theyve got to vote as hard as they can on November 8 (or earlier!). And the very next thing they should do after voting is runnot walk to their local gynecologists office and get an IUD. Dont worry about scaring the doctor; this is urgent!

Getting an IUD nowright nowis a simple move that can at least get a lady who isnt ready to be a mother through the next legislative term as unpregnant as possible. After all, access to low-cost birth control isnt guaranteed. No matter what happens after the new batch of elected officials are sworn in, the only guarantee is that the way things are now is going to change.

Donald Trump hasnt proposed the government outlaw IUDs. The GOP presidential nominee probably doesnt know what they are, and Mike Pence comes across as the kind of guy who is so mortified by the female anatomy that he casts his eyes shamefully downward as he passes the Walgreen’s tampon aisle. But what Donald Trump has promised to doand what Mike Pence has actually done during his tenure as governor of Indianais to make birth control a lot more difficult for women to access.

Intrauterine Devices are highly effective when appropriatemore effective than nearly every form of birth control, and completely reversible. Like everything, they sometimes cause unpleasant side effects, but, then again, so does spending three days every month freaking out about a possible unplanned pregnancy, or being pregnant. The best feature of IUDs, though, is how long they last. Once its been inserted by an OB-GYN and depending on the model, the device lasts three, five, or nine years. Thats a legislative term, or a presidential term plus one year, or a two-term presidency plus one year. Women can keep their uteruses as vacant as Antonin Scalias Supreme Court seat with one of these things!

Before the Department of Health and Human Services declared that birth control counts as preventative care under the Affordable Care Act, the primary barrier between American women and IUDs was up-front cost; they run between $500 and $900. But if Hillary Clinton loses on November 8, and if along with her loss goes the Senate and House, the repeal of Obamacare is all but inevitable come January. And the repeal conservatives have promised will likely mean the free IUD benefit vanishes, and accessible birth control goes back to being either a daily responsibility that doesnt work as well or a serious surgical intervention that cant be reversed.

Even a female Trump voter would be remiss to forego Obamacares IUD benefit; to not take advantage of it would be to fail to exploit loopholes in the law. Would kind of Trump follower would one be if they werent using the system to their own advantage in every possible way?  

Beyond Obamacares repeal, access to low-cost birth control has never been stable. At the state level, right-wing legislators have taken steps to make it more difficult for women who need contraception to access it without encountering financial and logistical hurdles, an ironic stance for a person who fancies himself a fiscal conservative. And defunding Planned Parenthood, on the wish list of the GOP for years, would be more likely than ever under a Trump-Pence administration. (In fact, Governor Mike Pence was the first to attempt to defund Planned Parenthood.) That means women who would have trouble paying for birth control out-of-pocket will have fewer options. A Trump-Pence administration will surely Make Birth Control A Huge Pain In The Ass Again.

Women who have quelled their fears of undersized conservative hands grabbing at their reproductive health options by banking on long-promised male birth control have another thing coming, too. A recent study that found a type of injectable male birth control 96 percent effective was recently discontinued because researchers decided that the potential risks to men using it were greater than the potential benefits they could gain, writes Julie Beck at The Atlantic. Beck goes on to note serious side effects that women experience while on the pillcramping, moodiness, weight gainand laments the unfairness of what women must deal with on a daily basis. But then again, men cant get pregnant, and biology is unfair.

So on Election Day, ladies who wish to remain not-pregnant for a few years, do your patriotic duty and cast your ballot. And once youve done that, hedge your bets.

Were not saying that Donald Trump is going to beat Hillary Clinton on November 8. But its not an impossibility. And better safe than sorry.

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