“I’m not an activist, I’m a comedian.”
‘Cause he’s right. Mostly, he didn’t change stuff. But the few hours he actually did? Those moments were pretty great.
1. That time he got a terrible Tv show cancelled
Thanks to a million breathless social media headlines, these days it has become clich to say, “Jon Stewart destroyed X, ” or “Jon Stewart annihilated Y, ” or “Jon Stewart drop-kicked Z into the center of the sun.”
But sometimes hyperbolic clichs are clichs for a reason.
And in this particular case, Jon Stewart actually, legitimately, for real destroyed CNN’s “Crossfire.”
If you weren’t alive or paying attention in 2004, it’s hard to express just how bad “Crossfire” was. But, oh, was it bad.
In the second year of a war fought under ever-thinner affectations, in the midst of perhaps the most important point election of the 21 st Century, the signature show on America’s “Most Trusted Name in News” was altogether devoted to pundits hollering at each other about which candidate looked lamer windsurfing.
And then, on October 15 of that year, just a few weeks before the election, Stewart appeared on “Crossfire.” He was ostensibly there to promote his volume, but instead, he spent virtually 15 minutes chiding hosts Paul Begala and Tucker Carlson for cheapening the public discourse, letting themselves be rolled by politicians, and generally “hurting America.”
“Crossfire” never recovered. Two-and-a-half months later, it was off the air. And then-CNN chairwoman Jonathan Klein straight-up told The New York Times that Jon Stewart’s critique was a big reason why. The network subsequently tried to reboot the show with new hosts in 2013. Predictably, it failed miserably.
And America inhaled a sigh of relief.
2. That time he got the U.S. government to pay health care costs for 9/11 first responders
9/11 marked a turning point for “The Daily Show” and Stewart, who, like many Americans, was visibly, personally shaken by the events of that day. It marked the show’s sudden transformation away from goofball slapstick into a venue for the funniest, sharpest political commentary on Tv.
As a result, in 2010, when Congress floated a bill to provide health care to 9/11 first responders, Stewart was plenty interested.
Like many others, he figured passing the bill would be a no-brainer.
Like many others, he was wrong.
Republicans refused to support the bill because paying for the program required increasing taxes on foreign corporations, and then, when their hand was forced, they tried to amend it to omit undocumented immigrants.
Democrat refused to bring the bill to a traditional up-or-down vote, for fear that voting down the Republicans’ undocumented immigrant amendment would attain them appear soft on immigration.
It was a stunning display of political cravenness. And a Stewart let them have it.
Then, when it looked like it was on track to be filibustered in the Senate, Stewart devoted his entire last show of the year to the bill. He even convened a panel of 9/11 first responders who, predictably, savaged Congress for its inaction.
The bill passed the Senate only a few days later.
Ultimately, you could make a long list of advocates, political leaders, and others who were responsible in some component for the bill’s success.
But according to many of its most fervent supporters, Stewart’s unyielding subsistence was the real game changer.
3. That time he ridiculed Democrat for “taking advice from the resisting team’s coaching staff”
After Massachusetts Republican Scott Brown was elected to Senator Ted Kennedy’s old seat in a 2010 special election, the Democrat lost their supermajority in the Senate. They were in the middle of the initial debates around Obamacare, and without the supermajority, the Democrat dreaded the Republicans would filibuster the health care bill .
The Democrat were in to use a little bit of obscure political nomenclature full-on freak-out mode. And, right on cue, their helpful Republican chums came out in full force to tell them how they could do better in the next election .
Specifically, “move to the center” and forget about their silly little health care scheme, as well as a few of their other priorities.
While Democrat rushed to show how grateful the latter are for the advice by announcing their intent to water down their agenda, and perhaps even give up on Obamacare, Stewart utilized the opportunity to politely point out that maybe only maybe the Republicans didn’t precisely have the Democrats’ own best interest at heart.
Sort of, at the least. What he actually said was: “Don’t you get what the Republicans are doing? They’re f ** king with you.”
Like many past “Daily Show” segments, Stewart’s remarks seemed to fly under the radar. But according to a report in Politico, the White House was actually paying attention and felt appropriately shamed 😛 TAGEND
“[ Obama advisor Austan] Goolsbee said he would often wince at Stewart’s assaults on the Obama White House and Capitol Hill Democrat. He recalled one particularly tough January 2010 episode in which Stewart utilized a clip from the 1980 s Tv show ‘The Wonder Years’ to question why Democrat ever expected Republicans to negotiate in good faith on issues from climate change to taxes to financial reform . ‘You’re only wince, ‘ Goolsbee said. ‘Oh God. I think the main thing that you’re hope is, you’re hoping in your heart of hearts he’s not right.'”
At the end of the working day, they took Stewart’s advice. Congressional Democrat stood firm and Obamacare passed.
It appears to be working out pretty well for them, too.
4. That time he made it much easier for veterans who live in rural areas to see a doctor
By late 2014, wait times at VA hospitals had become unbearable for many veterans. In order to assist rectify this, Congress instituted the Veteran’s Choice program, which allowed veterans to watch physicians at non-VA hospitals. The catch? In order to be eligible, veterans either had to demonstrate that they had waited at the least 30 days for care or live at least 40 miles “as the crow flies, ” away from the nearest VA facility, rather than 40 miles actual driving distance.
As a result, many veterans who should have been covered by the program weren’t. And the most infuriating component? It was specifically designed that style to save money. Or, as Stewart set it, “dicking over veterans isn’t a bug of the program, it’s a feature of the program.”
As usual, Stewart was skeptical that his segment led to the change, but considering the hotness of the fire he spit, it’s more than a little bit likely that it had an impact.
5. Those hours he joked, sing, and danced to raise money for people with autism
In addition to his gig as chief riffer on quick-cut cable news montages on “The Daily Show, ” Stewart is also the frequent host of “Night of Too Many Stars, ” a fundraiser that benefits New York Collaborates for Autism. According to Comedy Central, since it began in 2006, the event has raised over $18 million for adults and children with autism.
Not only is the program good for the Earth, it’s also entertaining as hell, thanks in no small component to Stewart’s involvement.
Example: This near-perfect musical moment from 2010, featuring Stewart and two overshadow comedians from the early days of “The Daily Show” wearing pilot hats and starting a new dance craze.
6. That time he got more than 200,000 people to stand outside for hours in Washington , D.C ., and listen appreciatively to Kid Rock
“The Rally to Restore Sanity and/ or Fear” was kind of a ludicrous idea, in retrospect. Meeting a massive group of people on the Washington Mall to unite behind the cause of civility and calming down? To parody something Glenn Beck did? Five years later, it’s various kinds of hard to imagine how it all came together.
But for three hours in 2010, it all made so much sense.
Especially for D.C.’s food truck operators, who undoubtedly raked it in all afternoon.
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