18 Facts About W*nking To Celebrate International Masturbating Month

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Masturbating gets a bit of a hard press. Everyone does it but, despite that, loads of people pretend not to and it’s sort of seen as a dirty, lonely thing to do. NOT ANY MORE!

It’s a damn-well normal thing to do and it’s the second most fun you can have with your clothes off so why not celebrate it. May is international Masturbating Month, after all…

Here’s 18 surprisingly un-sexy facts about masturbation to maybe get you in the mood… sorry if you’re at work.

1. If you regularly “enjoy yourself” when you’re over the age of 50, it “flushes out the pipes” and reduces your chances of getting prostate cancer.

2. Masturbation also canreduce depression and prevents cervical infections in women.

3. The University of Sydney found that masturbation lowers the chances of diabetes and insomnia.

4. On the other hand (eeeyyyy lmao), if you go at it too hard, you can fracture your penis.

5. According to the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behaviour, 80% of males have masturbated by the age of 17 as opposed to 58% percent of women.

6. By adulthood, that number rises to 92% of men and 62% of women.

7. Many Victorian doctors believed that masturbation was a disease that was curable by wearing a “Jugum Penis“.

8. As the Kinsey Institute Survey has it, 38% of people say that they watch porn as a distraction whilst 43% watch it so they can fantasise about something they would not necessarily want in real life.

9. 53% of women use toys when masturbating.

10. More than 7,000,000 fleshlights have been sold worldwide.

11. Every year 500-1000 people die as a result of autoerotic asphyxiation in the US alone.

12. Orgasms have been known to strengthen your immune system.

13. Deer, monkeys, squirrels and walruses have been documented pleasuring themselves. Some female apes even get a stick involved.

14. In 17th century Connecticut, masturbators were liable for the death penalty.

15. In 1994, President Bill Clinton had to fire U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders for suggesting masturbation should be taught as a way to prevent AIDS.

16. Masturbation is one of the most effective natural ways of reducing menstrual cramp pains.

17. Four out of 10 women prefer an orgasm from masturbation over that of actual sex.

18. The average female orgasm lasts18seconds.

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