10 Women On How Their Idea Of The Perfect Man Changed From 25 To 35

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2. FROM BAD BOYS TO GOOD MEN

Most of the guys I thought were hot when I was 25 are now either fat, bald, in jail, or living in their moms basement. I dated a whole string of musicians and dope dealers and tattoo artists and dreamers. For whatever reasons, I found all of that irresponsible behavior wildly attractive until I realized that its a dead end. Being a fuckup is much more attractive when youre 25 than when youre 35. Most of the guys I think are hot now have jobs, wear suits, make money, and pay their bills.

3. FROM GOOD LOVER TO GOOD FATHER

At 25, the question Id ask was, Do I want to fuck this guy? Now the question I ask is, Do I want this guy to be the father of my children?

4. FROM HOT TO WARM

I went from focusing on the physical to focusing on the emotional. So how the perfect man is less important than how he especially how he expresses those feelings to me. At 25, he had to be hot. Now its more important that hes warm.

5. FROM SMOOTH TO HAIRY

When I was younger I liked my men clean-shaven, hairless, and oiled like a baby seal. I thought beards and mustaches and chest hair and back hair were disgusting. Now I like my men all woolly and hairy like they make a living as fur trappers or gold prospectors. Beards and chest hair get me all worked up, but back hair is still gross as shit. So now my perfect man is hairyexcept for his back, which I still want to be as smooth as a baby seal.

6. FROM FIXER-UPPERS TO PROBLEM-SOLVERS

I have a nurturing, maternal side, and I used to be drawn to men that I saw as fixer-uppers. Id pick up the little wounded baby birds, wrap them in a tiny blanket, and nurture them. Fuck that. Now I want to be the one who gets pampered. Im worth the attention. Maturity has made me egotistical, I guess lol. So the perfect man used to be someone who was deeply flawed, and Id dote on him. Now I want to be doted on.

7. FROM DIAPER BABIES TO MEN WHO HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

For me, the perfect guy used to be unstablewild, reckless, creative, carefree, a dreamer, no job, no money, no visible means of support, no future. Ten years later that isnt so charming anymore. Now the perfect guy is stable. God, you look at pictures of families from 100 years ago, and any man who was 25 back then had six kids and maybe even his first grandchild. He built the family cabin with his own hands and wrestled mountain lions to keep his family safe. These days, your average 25-year-old guy is still playing video games, waiting for the next movie, and wears a bib when his mom feeds him a TV dinner. That sort of behavior didnt bother me when I was 25, because I just figured all guys are like that. Now I cant even think about kissing a guy unless he has a job, a car, and a 10-year plan for becoming a millionaire. The perfect guy has his shit together, which is why you never have to wipe his behind for him.

8. FROM SUBMISSIVE TO DOMINANT

Im a feminist, and Im still a feminist, and I used to be attracted to guys who defined themselves as feminists. But over the past ten years Ive felt some biological tuggings on my uterus that tend to suggest biology runs deeper than ideology. Nowadays passive males make me want to step on their faces. I find them totally disgusting. At least in the bedroom, I want a man whos going to grab my hair, push my face down in the pillow, and pillage my body ruthlessly like hes a Viking invader and Im a helpless Scottish lass. Then, when were all cleaned up and showered, we can go back to being feminists.

9. FROM RUDE TO RESPECTFUL

At 35, the perfect guy is the one who wont give me any shit, because at 35, I wont take any shit anymore.

10. FROM SMALLER TO BIGGER

OK, Im sure this is not the most honorable answer youre going to get, but over the years Ive definitely become more of a size queen. Ive gone from size doesnt matter to size is everything. Especially if its thicker. Some girls still say size doesnt matter. Thats finethey can have the small boys. Its shallow, but now my perfect guy has a dick thats so big, it turns the corner before he does.

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