The 16 Emotional Stages Of Finals Week, As Told By The Kardashians

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Theres this time of year that crawlings up on us when were least prepared for it.

Finals week.What a great time to be alive.

Not to scare you or anything, but I once heard that binge-studying is actually deadlier than binge-drinking.

But do not fear, the Kardashians are here to provide you with their interpreting of finals week. Theyll help you get through it.

Although theyll never understand what finals even are, it still feels like they understand you.

You shouldnt feel ashamed to let out a weep or two.After all, there is no one in this world who weeps more than Kim Kardashian herself.

1. Its the week before finals, and youre on your route to the library feelin good. Youre prepared for a productive examine sesh.

Youve got your coffee, volumes and laptop in hand, wearing leggings and a cute sweater as if you simply threw it on. No biggie. Yeah, I know I seem cute.

Pop an Addy I’m sweatin’.


2. But as you continue to study, you lose focus.

You have absolutely no idea how the Christians in Rome sought to root and promote their religion , nor do you give a flying f* ck.

You stimulate the executive heads decision that youre just going to distract yourself from studying and think about everything else, but that.

Hey, what do you guys think about Donald Trump? Should I dye my hair red? Who do you think is funding ISIS?


3. You procrastinate and take some selfies. Youve come to the conclusion that the answer to that question you had no clue how to solve= Netflix.

Should I use XXPro or Valencia? What reveal should I binge-watch next?


4. You have a mental breakdown. Or five.

Should I switch my major to Finance or Journalism?

Should I go to law school?

What am I doing with my life?

Am I going to end up eternally alone?


5. You take a nap.

Maybe Ill get an A in my dreams.


6. You wake up and its already the next day.

Sh* t, I really dont wishes to do this.


7. You head back to the library and examine/ cry some more.

You’re all determined to finally finish your review packet, until you get to the last question and SH* T.

The waterworks exhibit decides to re-open.


8. You get back to work. Bye world.

Your friends give you a pep talk to steer you back in place.

Your confidence is back. Ensure you b* tches later.


9. The day has finally come. Lets do this.

It’s test time.


10. There’s that moment when you look at the first question and have absolutely no f* cking idea what its asking.

Are you talkin’ to me?


11. You ask the TA a question and have to fake nod and feign like you understand a word he is saying.

Ohhhh yeah, I wholly get it now. NOT.


12. When you ask your professor if there is anything you can do to bump up from an 89 percent.

Hey, remember that time you dedicated an extra credit possibility and I forgot to do it? Well, yeah I actually did it, it probably just got lost in your e-mail.


13. When your professor says no.


14. When you check your grade.

It’s too good to be true.


15. You call your parents to tell them the good news.

Okay, your conversations are too long. Bye.


16. You’re on your route to celebrate.

Gather all your friends and head straight to the bar.

You killed it.

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