The star is emotionally drained by hugging Beliebers. Its an age-old problem for celebrities oppressed by their devotees
Seismic developments in Bieberlore, now, as Auto-Tuned redeemer Justin announces the end of meet-and-greets with his fans. No longer will the Love Yourself hitmaker allow members of his public to fork out up to $2,000 (1,400) for the chance to fleetingly encounter him in heavily controlled circumstances and the reason is simple. As Justin puts it: I end up feeling so drained and filled with so much of other peoples spiritual energy that I end up so drained and unhappy.
Time was he simply couldnt have said this out loud, but thank God we now live in an era where, instead of hiding behind mumbo-jumbo such as my schedule or general revulsion, we know far more about spiritual energy and can simply declare it: Justin Bieber is besieged nightly by an army of record-buying succubi. Although their interactions are not always actively sexual, as in succubus tradition, it is abundantly clear that they have the same effect. They exhaust Justin; they drain him of his mysterious life force; they actively harm his health in a way that so-called science probably wouldnt acknowledge, but an $800-an-hour tour physician definitely would.
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